Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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