I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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