so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
