She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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