Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he was CRYING into my vagina
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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