That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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