If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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