Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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