On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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