Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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