Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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