i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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