where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
nutella sex= disaster
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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