im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's blow job season.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
