Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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