Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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