There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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