Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize