Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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