if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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