"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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