So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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