small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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