My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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