its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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