You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
420 ftw
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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