You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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