If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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