i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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