so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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