Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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