You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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