People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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