Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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