wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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