Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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