Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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