So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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