Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I puked a lego.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
