And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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