so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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