every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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