I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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