I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
zippers are such a cool invention
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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