i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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