I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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