are you so shy because you have an std?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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