this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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