the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Semen is not good for contacts.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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