Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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