"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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