i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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