Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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