its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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