so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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